I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a UBER to pick him up and bring her to his crib. Lemme do a lil historical recap. Our forefathers would remove they jacket and lay it upon a puddle so that they girl would not have to wet her feet bruv. He would give a woman his jacket when she was cold. Hold doors open. Leave little love notes hidden around her spot. Come meet her parents, and he cut his hair and shine his shoes and pick up flowers for her mama beforehand. U feel me? Chivalry. Chivalrous ass Prince Charmings, bruv. Fast forward to 2017: “send me an UBER if u want 2 c daddy”. Send a UBER to pick up daddy, bruv? U the daddy but u need financial assistance to transport to her crib? U might have been daddy at one time but even if the pipe game super on point if she sending UBER’s u da baby and she da mommy now. Look up “man” in Webster Thesaurus and the antonyms be like “boy; lad; he who requesteth transport in an UBER vehicle from a woman with whomst he hath engaged in romantic relations” - this is Webster bruv the Man smart! He predicted this shit! 😂 Anyway bruv I ain’t even mad. Not even remotely mad. Instead: thankful. Y’all making all the men who display even a modicum of chivalry look like cot damn Romeos out dis bish. We love y’all. Y’all special. Y’all loyal. Y’all gon find a woman who gon take care of u and be the mommy u need. Y’all gotta be good to her tho! She might cut off yo allowance. Take away yo iPad so u can’t watch Jake Paul YouTube videos no more. U in line with her at Panera like “I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGEL!!” And she like “BAD BOYS DON’T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGELS TIMMY.” And u just like “I AT LEAST WANT A GOGURT! GOGURT MOMMY GOGURT!” And she gotta take u back to the minivan and spank u. Yo great grandpa took yo great grandma to the sock hop and the drive in movies, treating her to burgers and shakes, now u being disciplined by yo woman like a disobedient child Bruv. My how things change. All because U asked for a UBER. Y’all be safe out there! 😂😂😂
Favorite thing about Ian/Nikki? - I like that they’re into keeping the world in good shape and the fact that they’re so down to earth and able to remove themselves from all social media just to go back to the old traditional things.